I'm pleased to announce my immediate availability for some freelance Web development projects. Lately, I've been quite swamped with a very awesome project at my day job. Many things had to be put on hold as a result of that project. However, it looks like the worst is now behind me, and I find myself with much more free time than before!
As such, I'm opening the doors to any and all (except full-time, because I love my day job) Web development opportunities. I guarantee absolute satisfaction and reliable, efficient Web sites, and I deliver quickly. All you need to do is provide the requirements for your project in the comments section of this article. I'll pump out at the very least a proof of concept that becomes your property (free of charge), no questions asked.
You will not be disappointed. Use this as an opportunity 1) to get free stuff and 2) to test your requirements-gathering/communicating skills. Let the battle begin!