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Whenever you're ready, just fill out the fields below and hit the "Send" button.
Dear SEO/Marketing People:
I am not selling anything or otherwise making money from this site, and I do not care where my site appears in search engine results. I am also not interested in increasing my traffic.
Please look elsewhere for chumps. I am not interested in hearing about how you want to boost traffic to my site and/or charge me to put my website on the first page of some search engine results. If I receive an email from you about such inquiries, I will mark you as a spammer and dance around like a drunk monkey.